Every woman should be fitted for a bra at some time in her life, right? Right.
Well, the old nursing bras were looking practical and used-to-shreds, so I got myself over to Victoria’s Secret for a good ol’ fitting.
“I think I’m a 38B.”
“Oh, you don’t look like it,” says Sweet Saleslady.
“You’re definitely a 36.”
“And you could go with a C cup.”
Then Sweet Saleslady proceeds to find the Worst. Fitting. Bra. I. Have. Ever. Worn.
I wore it today for the last time. Want to know how many times I had to hitch up the straps?
I think that about covers it. Infinity.
I cannot wait to wash this thing. I cannot wait to put it in my Goodwill bag. I cannot wait to buy a new one… at Target. Size 38B.
Tomorrow’s #1 item to give away. I shall be free.